Plantwitch: Alright-Gay: Skfkslckcnelcncn Okay I’m At Work Yesterday And My Coworker Is Telling Me About Her Husband And 2 Kids And Is Bitching And I’m Like Go. Off. Because That’s What I Do And She Says To Me “The Litter Box Is His Responsibility

Pyonkotchi: Site: Pwease Turn Off Adbwock Me: Pwease Stop Infecting My Compwuter With Mawware

Hanspolo:happy Galentine’s Day 💕

Autisticpearl: Sorry I Was Late I Can’t Conceptualize Time

Norgay: Milloboi: Genericrevenge: Cathugging: The Holy Trinity @Milloboi 3 Of Them 5 Of Them

Sickbraat:

Unclefather: Me In A Pet Store: I’d Like To Speak With Your Manager Cashier: What’s The Problem? Me: You Have Ratatollie Over There In A Cage With No Equipment… Nothing To Cook… You Think These Are Fair Living Conditions? He Lives To Cook

Lilacbreastedroller: A Chapterbook: Came With A Stitched In Ribbon Bookmark, Had A Cloth Spine, Had Those Rough Edged Finished Pages, Or Came With A Map 8 Year Old Me: I Am A 500 Year Old Librarian And This Is The Most Valuable Book In My Collection.

Dankmemeuniversity:

That-Fabulousbastard: Me When I’ve Had Enough Socializing.

Agentmulders: God. I Am So Embarrassed But I Have To Ask For Money Again. My Dog Has Been Sick For A While. We Took Her To The Free Clinic Thursday And They Said There That She Has Lost A Pound In 3 Months. Keep In Mind She Is A Chihuahua So That Is

Rmao (Run My Ass Over)

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