sickbraat:

sickbraat:

Unclefather: Me In A Pet Store: I’d Like To Speak With Your Manager Cashier: What’s The Problem? Me: You Have Ratatollie Over There In A Cage With No Equipment… Nothing To Cook… You Think These Are Fair Living Conditions? He Lives To Cook

Lilacbreastedroller: A Chapterbook: Came With A Stitched In Ribbon Bookmark, Had A Cloth Spine, Had Those Rough Edged Finished Pages, Or Came With A Map 8 Year Old Me: I Am A 500 Year Old Librarian And This Is The Most Valuable Book In My Collection.

Dankmemeuniversity:

That-Fabulousbastard: Me When I’ve Had Enough Socializing.

Agentmulders: God. I Am So Embarrassed But I Have To Ask For Money Again. My Dog Has Been Sick For A While. We Took Her To The Free Clinic Thursday And They Said There That She Has Lost A Pound In 3 Months. Keep In Mind She Is A Chihuahua So That Is

Rmao (Run My Ass Over)

A List Of Quotes About The Doctor And Rose

Petmalodi:

It’s Also Worth Noting That Nobody In Their 90S Will Ever Master Twitter Better Than John Dingell

Bogleech: My Brain Any Time We Have A Hundred Dollars: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa…Whoa….Stop The Fuckin Presses Guys…..A “Hundred“ Dollars? Like, A Literal Hundred Of Them!? You Serious!? That’s Like…Hold On Let Me Do What I Think Math Is….That’s

Tyraniturd: Calculator More Like Calculater I Aint About That Math Life

Verssupremacy: Jetsetvixen: 260To120Thinspo: It’s So Hard Seeing Other People Live Your Dreams This Was My University Professor Lol She’s Great Mood

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