godsofhumanity:Hades, very drunk: *points to Persephone* That’s my girlfriend, suckers!Thanatos, quietly: Your wife, sir.Hades: my wiFE! EVEN BETTER!

godsofhumanity:Hades, very drunk: points to Persephone That’s my girlfriend, suckers!Thanatos, quietly: Your wife, sir.Hades: my wiFE! EVEN BETTER!

Anneuaidd: Anyone: Be Respectful To Women Several Hundred Thousand Men: Ugh I Used To Be A Big Fan Until You Got All Political ://///

Witchjock: Target Self-Checkout Screen: Hope You Had Fun On Your Target™ Run! Me, With $51.79 Less Than I Had An Hour Ago: You’re Worse Than The Devil

Gallifreyinfinite

Famallama1: Sciteachers: We-Are-Star-Stuff: Herd Immunity Is The Idea That If Enough People Get Immunized Against A Disease, They’ll Create Protection For Even Those Who Aren’t Vaccinated. This Is Important To Protect Those Who Can’t Get Vaccinated,

Tiktoksithinkarefunny:

Chrxs-Art: Opportunity Rover: My Battery Is Low And It Is Getting Dark Me, Already On The Phone Begging Nasa To Send Me To Mars So I Can Help Her:

Pigeoncomics: Pigeon Comic 99 - Wake Up

Zibaldoni-Elzapoppin: September

Itsabirbthing: (Don’t Actually Let Them Take Apart Your Computer)

Mrmerenda: They’re Flocking This Way… 🐦

The Last Inspector

Come-Forth-Into-The-Light: Seeing All These Vine Compilations Got Me Jealous, So Here Are All Of The Vines That I Had In My Drafts And Then Downloaded.……They May Have Something In Common…And Hopefully That Will Make Anybody Who’s Upset Feel

PrettyCumSluts PrettyLittleCumsluts