silverhawk: my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet] me: oh! let me help you- my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

silverhawk: my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet] me: oh! let me help you- my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

Buckysbrat: Stuck-Y-Together: John Mulaney’s Next Bit: I Was Walking Down The Carpet At The Oscars And Everyone Started Cheering, I Thought I Had Finally Made It. Then I Looked Around And There Was Captian Fucking America. I Literally Heard That

Barduils:women In Gothic Horror Be Like “I’m Just Going To Wander The Freezing Halls Of This Old Mansion Barefoot In My Nightdress Until Either The Ghosts Get Me Or The Consumption Does”

Izzy-Almighty: Film Majors Do You Even Know This Movie

Head Banshee In Charge

Benpatchfc: I Mic’d Up My 4 Year Old At Timbits Hockey So I Could Finally Understand What The Heck He Was Doing Out There. It Was…. Interesting @Timhortons @Nhl The Best Mic’d Up Ever! Watch The Full Six Minutes Here.

Celestialinkbrush: Hellenhighwater: I See A Lot Of People Who Tell Young People–Especially Young People Who Are Heading Into College–That They Should “Do What They Love.” And They’re Right. You Should Do What You Love. But There’s A World

Shespeakssimlish: Lmaoo

Misstylersmith: Messalineten: Exaggerated SteppingJenny: Turns AroundJenny: Daddy?Ten: Do I Look Like- Oh Waitsource

Tyler-Noble: Rose: I Trust The Doctorjack: Do You Think He Knows What He’s Doing?Rose: I Wouldn’t Go That Far

Not Of Self, But Of Geography.

Shitpostsorcerer: Midnightatwalmart: Wodneswynn: Kainoliero: Wodneswynn: Concept: You Walk Outside One Night And Notice That There Are Two Full Moons. A Few Hours Go By And They Don’t Seem To Move. You Stare Up At Them. They Blink. You Blink

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