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Unimpressed2Chainz: Idk Why Ppl Act Like Funny Women Are A Rare Precious Commodity When Every Woman I Know Is A Got Damn Comedian And I’ve Met Maybe Two Intentionally Funny Men In My Lifetime
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Lone-Star-Multiple-Moons:look At This Baby Telling His Momma About His Day At School While They Walk Home
Blueliion: Barduils: Me When I Get A New Interest™️ That I’m Excited To Share With Everyone: My Long-Suffering Friends And Followers: That One Mutual Who Shares All Of Your New Interests
Peonymoss: Anauthorandherservicedog: Girlactionfigure: Link I Believe He Also Now Has A Library Card. Ayup
Trelaney: It’s 2019 Normalize Telling People You Love Them Outside Of Romantic Relationships
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Yeehawlw: Yeehawlw: I Can’t Stop Thinking About That Tweet About The Guy Who Tried To Stop His Cat From Pushing His Door Open And Accidentally Trained Him To Push 50Lbs Instead He Cannot Be Stopped
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