unimpressed2chainz: idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime

unimpressed2chainz: idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime

Iwilltrytobereasonable: Otherwindow: Tooth Fairies Are A Smaller And Friendlier Subspecies Of The Larger And Much More Hostile Bone Fairies. Thank You For This Bespoke Nightmare

Humans-Areweird: Thingsfittingperfectly: The Way This Entire Can Of Coke Fits Exactly In This Coke Glass It’s 1Am And I Had A Solid Minute Where I Stared At This And Thought Someone Had Peeled The Coke

Lone-Star-Multiple-Moons:look At This Baby Telling His Momma About His Day At School While They Walk Home

Blueliion: Barduils: Me When I Get A New Interest™️ That I’m Excited To Share With Everyone: My Long-Suffering Friends And Followers: That One Mutual Who Shares All Of Your New Interests

Peonymoss: Anauthorandherservicedog: Girlactionfigure: Link I Believe He Also Now Has A Library Card. Ayup

Trelaney: It’s 2019 Normalize Telling People You Love Them Outside Of Romantic Relationships

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Yeehawlw: Yeehawlw: I Can’t Stop Thinking About That Tweet About The Guy Who Tried To Stop His Cat From Pushing His Door Open And Accidentally Trained Him To Push 50Lbs Instead He Cannot Be Stopped

Popokko:i Love People Who Are Incredibly Book Smart But Otherwise Stupid As Shit. I Have A Friend Who Got A 4.0 In College But Had To Ask Me If There Were Calories In Soap

Fabnamessuggestedbytumbler: Alys-Yeet-Dot-Beep: Aegipan-Omnicorn: Dragon-In-A-Fez: Dragon-In-A-Fez: Sorry What That Header Photo Doesn’t Do The Dragon Justice. (For Shame!). Here’s Nasa’s Own Photo: (Source [Because Nasa Is Funded By Taxpayer

Ok But New Pics Of Dt In A Kilt. Are We Already Talking About It Or Not?????

Whatwecanfic: Humanlyimprobable: Charlesoberonn: Odeysses: Ever Think About How Istanbul Was Constantinople… Now It’s Istanbul, Not Constantinople Why Did Constantinople Get The Works? Thats Nobody’s Business But The Turks Well Even Old

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