natural–blues: alexandragrace: appendingfic: hearthburn: fandomsandanythingelse: prose-and-peonies: probablybard: modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife She’s hades, he’s

natural–blues: alexandragrace: appendingfic: hearthburn: fandomsandanythingelse: prose-and-peonies: probablybard: modern greek mythology adaptation where hades and persephone are played by john mulaney and his wife She’s hades, he’s

Lauraannegilman: Khrysoprase: Yidquotes: Wenevergotusedtoegypt: My Non-Jewish Maternal Grandparents Actually Slept In Separate Rooms For A Good Portion Of Their Marriage (Certainly All Of My Lifetime That I Can Remember; My Grandmother Passed Away

Astrodidact:

Baekphia: 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Omgwhatsittoyou: Wwinchester: Reblog If Youre An Idiot. Reblog If Youre Just A Fucking Fool. I’ve Reblogged It Before And I’ll Reblog It Again

Badkidsjokes: What Does Nasa Stand For. Not Another Spaceship Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Limb: If Astrology Isn’t Real Then Explain Why I’m Like This

Ratguzzler: Ratguzzler: I Am Tall Enough That When I Stand Up In A Public Restroom I Can See Over The Top Of The Stall Door And Stare Myself In The Eyes Through The Mirror Reflection. I Dislike This Because It Reminds Me That I Am In There, And By That

Analphebetapolothology: Like Bitch If My Son Is Stealing Pies Off Peoples Windowsills It’s Cause I Taught Him To Do That..

Mumblytron: Tom-Marvolo-Dildo: Mumblytron: Getting Up At 6 Am Irl: Aw Fuck It’s So Early Oh My God Getting Up At 6 Am In An Rpg: Banging Pots And Pans Together In Front Of The Cobbler’s Shop Wakey Wakey The Sun Is Up I Want Some Shoooooooes

Carolsteves: I Have Nothing To Prove To You.

Not Of Self, But Of Geography.

Medievalmalware: Jennifer Garner In The Capital One Venture Card Hyper-Sleep Chamber For Another 10 Years Until Another Great Mom Role In A Movie For Gays Is Written For Her: Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (That’s The Sound Of The Hyper-Sleep Chamber)

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