averagefairy: when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

averagefairy: when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

Dykenstein: Lieutenant-Sapphic:horatio, A Commoner, Foreigner, And Stranger, Goes Up To The Ghost Of The King Of Denmark And Immediately Uses “Thou.” That’d Be Like Seeing The Ghost Of Barack Fucking Obama And Being Like “Yo Dude”

Comickit: Jerseychick13: Comickit: Pirates Are Cool They’re Like Ocean Cowboys Or Are Cowboys More Like Land Pirates….?

Queereyegifs: Facts With Jvn 👏🏻

A Collection Of Tweets, Part 20

Kosmonin: Abandonedandurbex: Amusement Park In Berlin Left To Nature’s Devices [640X480] It Was “Left To Nature’s Devices” Because The Owner Got Caught Importing A Roller Coaster With 180 Kilos Of Peruvian Cocaine Inside It

Dormant-Not-Dead: Thejerkfacedance: Dormant-Not-Dead: Me: Shows My Friend A Picture Of A Possum In A Hat, Expecting Delight My Friend: Ew! Me: Show Us The Possum

Tom-Nippleston: Tom-Nippleston: Tom-Nippleston: Tom-Nippleston: Tom-Nippleston: I Put The Housecat Outside For Two Goddamn Minutes As A Joke And He Comes Running In With A Snake In His Mouth Oh Shit The Snake Is Still Alive The Snake Has Gone Into

Writingwithcolor: Caring For Natural (Curly) Hair In A Setting With No Access To Modern Hair Products So It’s The Apocalypse. Your Curly-Haired Character Is On The Run. They Find Themselves On An Adventure In A Fantasy World. It’s A Castaway Story.

Wibblywobblythirteen: Missy: People Tell Me I Have A Unique Way Of Lighting Up The Room The Doctor: It’s Called Arson And Those People Are Called Witnesses

Elderflowercrown: Lokean Affirmations™

Tinyconfusion: Every Time I Read ‘Forever’ In A Doctor X Rose Fic, My Soul Once Again Believes In Love Fic: ‘How Long Are You Gonna Stay With Me?’ ‘Forever’ Me:

Betterhomesandhobbits: Every Star Trek Show: We’re Going Through A Particularly Boring Part Of Space Unfortunately. There’s Not Much Else To Do Except Go About Standard Duties And Hope Something Exciting Happens. The Crew Is Getting Anxious With