andalwaysburning: badjokesbyjeff: I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?” I said, “No. Is that still required?” Oh my God.

andalwaysburning: badjokesbyjeff: I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?” I said, “No. Is that still required?” Oh my God.

Bitchinki: No Screamers Or Flashers On This Blog For April Fools, The Only Joke Allowed Here Is Me

Merrrpppp:i Would Like One Large Order Of Intimacy And Affection Pls. With Fries.

Carldangerous: Somecutething: This Looks Like If You Gave Some Newborn God A Vague Description Of A Cat And Then They Tried To Make One

Thatpettyblackgirl: This Is Some #Blackgirlsmagic I Found The Company Who Makes Them In Case Anyone Else Is Interested! This Is Why Adaptable Equipment Is Important!! Gives More Power Back To The User To Live Their Life In The Best Way For Them.

Friendlyfatigue:remember When Linguini Brought A Rat He Found Back To His Apartment And Got All Embarrassed And Was Like It’s Not Much. To The Rat

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Littorallbones: Thesinisstronginthisone: I Love This Because It’s Basically Just Saying “His Ideas Were So Crazy And Awful That It Motivated People To Try And Find Any Other Explanation Just To Prove Him Wrong” Like, So Much Research Was Done With

Melissavercos: Me, On Earth:

Unholyguacamoly: Cursedcatimages: Won’t You Take Me To Funky Town

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