thebootydiaries:operator: 911, please hold.me: stop murdering me for a sec; we’re on hold.murderer: ok

thebootydiaries:operator: 911, please hold.me: stop murdering me for a sec; we’re on hold.murderer: ok

Pangea-Nationalist: I Really Do Hate Thinking. I Wish I Were Feral And Illiterate

Cathugging: Cat Brains Are So Small But They Fit So Much Bastard Into Them

Sleepythug: Me: Bein Alone Not That Bad, Im Coo Me: Spots Happy Couple On Bus All Snuggily

He's Lying To U Girl

Mizgnomer:david Tennant As Benedick In Much Ado About Nothingfor Tennant Tuesday (Or Whatever Day This Post Finds You)

1O9: Me: Tumblr Is Stupid And A Waste Of My Time Also Me: Imagies

2Kittensinacup: Gglitchshit: Me When My Mom Asks Me To Go Buy Groceries When Ur Sibling Comes With You

Catsbeaversandducks: When Life Gives You Too Many Frogs… Photos By Mochi

Queenofbohemia: Today’s Episode Of “Hozier Liked” Falls On The Very Relatable Side Of Existence:

Thebootydiaries: Me, Very Serious And Making Intense Eye Contact With My Pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand? Pet: :/

Anchor-Arms: He Is Making A Purchase

Smallmangosteen: Cant Believe Nessie Is Rly A 34 Yr Old Accountant From Akron, Ohio

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