thebootydiaries: me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand? pet: :/

thebootydiaries: me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand? pet: :/

Anchor-Arms: He Is Making A Purchase

Smallmangosteen: Cant Believe Nessie Is Rly A 34 Yr Old Accountant From Akron, Ohio

Alyona11: I Guess I Haven’t Been Posting For Too Longok, Leela Can Lift Narvin And He Isn’t Happy About It At All.

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Jrbsfx: In Case You’re Wondering How Smart Rats Can Be, And If Ratatouille Is Real, Then Allow Me To Share This Story: I Once Had Two Rats, River And Chell, Both Rescued From A Laboratory As Babies. Chell Was Whip-Smart And Liked To Ride Around On My

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Fuocogo:“”Snowflake” Aren’t You A Sitting Senator?” Can And Should Be The Reason For This Loser’s Breakdown Someday. The $36K Callout? Absolutely L E T H A L.

Zeverity: Setheverman: What’s The Mood… For April?

Officialwhitegirls: Plungersed: Officialwhitegirls: Reblog To Raid The Sun At Midnight While Its Sleeping And Distracted To Steal Its Heat For The Winter The Sun Is An Object… It Doesn’t Sleep… Excuse Me. I Have A Quadruple Phd In Orb Study

Stepdadjesus: Handful-Of-Dirt: Grabdatgem: Handful-Of-Dirt: Grabdatgem: Handful-Of-Dirt: What’s The Point Of A Diary If No One Is Gonna Stumble Upon It Centuries Later And Fall In Love With You After You’re Dead? Is This A Vegan Thing? Do Vegan

Harryedward: Boy: I Like You :) Me: Congratulations… You Played Yourself

Killbenedictcumberbatch: Yourgoat: Anointed What A Lovely Hat

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