brightindie: my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

brightindie: my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

He's Lying To U Girl

Janemba: People: Showering Me With Compliments Me: Okay But What About That One Negative Comment I Received June 6Th 2003 ? Im Trash Sweetie

Alyona11: Ok What If Narvin Gets Drunk And Gets Into The Fight?

Hell Yea Im A Gamer

Fvace: Raichuu:not A Puppy Do Not Be Fooled Do Not Make Fun Of Him Hes A Little Different

He's Lying To U Girl

Casually Obsessive

Itsbetterthananal: When Did We Even First Discover The Concept Of Glasses Like Was An Egyptian Pharaoh Walking Around In His Jewel Room And Put Two Crystals Up To His Eyes And Was Like Yoooooooooooo Neithhotep Come Look At This

Aestheticfeminist: She Said Time Is An Abstract Concept I Said Bitch Where, She Said Underneath The Illusion Of Existence I Said Bitch..none Of This Is Real

Rebellionofthecattle: Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses: “Someone Else Could Do It Better Than Me” Not Relevant Babe, No One Else Is Gonna Do It. You Can’t Do A Mediocre Job If You’re The Only One Doing It The Tags Are Impeccable.

Thebootydiaries: Thebootydiaries:every Night After 10Pm My Feelings Start Crawling Out, Starved, As I Beat Them With A Moderately Large Stick Vigorously Hissing “Stay Back” Until I Inevitably Fall Asleepwas I Okay

Officialkingofconeyisland: Mykicks: I’m Laughing So Hard At This Picture They’re Using. Bathed In Shadow. Haunted By The Past.

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