generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!

generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!

Unclefather: 0512-97: Cybergata: This Little Girl Loves Her Human Enough To Follow Him In Places Kittens Don’t Go. Literally My First Time Seeing A Kitty In Water Without Fighting The Waves Are Too Big For Her

Darkfate7: Everyday Is Leg Day When You’re Running From Your Problems

Fuckglossier:lets Bring Back Romanticism Im Tired Of Trying To Be Rational. Were All Dumb And We All Want Love

It's Gonna Be Fantastic

Ouidamforeman:the “J” In “Anthony J Crowley” Stands For “Just Trying His Best”

Pugsandshrugs: So Why Do You Think You Are Suited To This Position? What Are Your Achievements So Far? What Are Your Ambitions. In Reference Previous Education And Work History?

Ao3Commentoftheday: Queenie-004: Naughtylupine: Crowzley: Does Anybody Else Get Legitimately Worried When A Fanfic Author Who Was Updating Regularly Just Suddenly Disappears With No Warning? Like, Is It A Serious Case Of Writers Block Or Are They In

Marcelock:theres No Hot Topic In England Yall Just Have To Rummage Through Noel Fielding’s Bins How Tragic

Crowleygender: Can I Be Real For A Second? Can I Be Sincere? Can I Be Fucking Earnest For One Moment? Nothing Is More Important Than The Human Proclivity For Storytelling.

Bunsen: When U Make A Joke Only U And Ur Friend Get

Thealogie:when Aziraphale Says “He Keeps Me On My Toes” To Indicate That Crowley Is A Worthy Adversary But Mr. Sheen’s Line Delivery Is Like A Corporate Gay At His Company Retreat When The Lady Who Heads Accounting Says “Isn’t That Your Husband

The-Deamon-Crowley: I’m Sorry For Making This

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