hometown-unicorn:

hometown-unicorn:

Marshmalllow: Average Height Boys R Suspicious To Me…..Always So Medium….Probably Hiding Something. And Short Boys Always So Angry About Being Short. And Tall Boys R Too Scary And More Mass Volume To Store Evil. There Is No Peace

Misspiggy:

Liquidstar: Anyone Else Get The Constant Fear That There Are Unspoken Social Rules You Dont Know About (Especially In New Situations, Like When I First Started Taking The Bus, I Was Afraid I Was Doing It Wrong Lol) So Youre Just Always On Edge And Kind

Pollyjean:why Can’t My Life Be A 50K Slow Burn Friends To Lovers Fic

Chlorinegreen: Ironmanstan: Iron Man 1 Really Went And Said That America Is The True Villain Of The Middle East While George Fucking Bush Was Still In Office Which Is Why It’ll Stay The Biggest Dick Energy Movie That Marvel Will Ever Make #Iron Man

Thechekhov: Brain: Here’s An Idea For A Story Me: Oh, Hey, Cool, Thanks. Let’s Flush Out The Characters, Storyline, Figure Out The Plot And Plan The Conflict So We Can Write It. Brain: Ok Brain: Brain: Brain: Brain: After Thinking About This Story

Antifa-Hulk: People On Here Will Be Like “Oooh Hozier Has Fae Energy”, “My Last Brain Cell”, “ I’m Going Feral”, “Oooh I’m Gonna Steal Your Teeth Op” And Honestly I’m Glad You Goofballs Are Having Fun Instead Of Being Assholes To

Fatmaninalittlesuit:put Yours In The Tags.

Sesquipedalian-Aficionado:anachronic-Cobra:paranormal Investigation Show Investigates Aziraphale&Amp;Rsquo;S Bookshop Due To Customers&Amp;Rsquo; Reports Of Weird Smells, Strange Occurances, And Sudden Desires To Leave As Soon As Possible. Crowley Convinces

Thekawaiifruitworld:is This Position Even Possible? Try It! I Did. It Works. Is It Comfortable? Nope. Does It Enhance Your Creativity? Oh Yes, Definitely!

Schattenselbst:love It

Potbarbie666: Potbarbie666: Potbarbie666: Potbarbie666: I Just Love That Little Secret All Women Share. I Love That Even When A Man Thinks He’s Got A Woman Who Worships The Ground He Walks On, When He Thinks He Has Complete Control, That He’s The