forgave: destructer: reaglet: I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

forgave: destructer: reaglet: I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

Daggercube: Shouts Out To My Fellow Nonsense Ladies Rambling Aimlessly About Who Knows What

Mollymulch: Tumblr Is Great Because I Know The Plotline Of At Least Fifteen Different Tv Series Without Ever Having Seen An Episode

Puppydeathfarts:isolation On Autopilot?Oh Damn, This Is Super Interesting. Relatable, Too. From The Coping Book:

Hidingoutbackstage: Y’all Will Not Fucking Believe The Ad I Saw At The Mall Today

C3Rvida3:C3Rvida3:I Fully Understand That It&Amp;Rsquo;S Considered Rude To Sanitize Your Hands After Shaking Hands With A Group Of People, And I Just Want Everyone To Know: I&Amp;Rsquo;M Not Doing It Because I Think You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Disgusting And I Want To Get

Onnanoko-Sekai: This Is What Plays When You’re Being Chased Through A Haunted House By A Clown Guywitascarf: If Fear Was A Song

Doomsneigh: Doomsneigh: Is Tumblr Making It So The Url On Your Posts Change When You Change Your Url? Thats Gonna Ruin A Lot Of Posts Where The Url Is The Entire Joke

Frawgs:frawgs:reply With Ur Sign And If U Hate Ur Brother Or Notthe Tags For This Post Are So Funny Cus They’re All Like Capricorn, He Lit Me On Fire When I Was 8 And Pees In My Bed , But He Made Me Some Food Yesterday So I Guess He’s Ok

Digivolvin: Exphautaz: Asgardian-Viking: Digivolvin: Men In Greek Mythology? Scoundrels. Just Terrible. Woeful Social Skills. Murderers. Kidnappers. Violent Misogynists. Most Of Them… Never Described As Handsome So We Have To Assume They Were Ugly.

Ineffablebadwolf:life-In-The-Tardis:can We Talk About That Fact That The Doctor Most Definitely Could Have Grabbed Rose’s Shoulders To Pull Her Out Of The Way But Noooooooo. He Grabbed Right There ;)))))Force Of Habit

Queen834Goo-Deactivated20200516:Cats Are Just Like &Amp;Ldquo;Hmm I&Amp;Rsquo;M Small Fluffy :3 Oh I&Amp;Rsquo;M Just Baby ;3 Did You Know I Have 48 Knives Hidden In My Body? &Amp;Gt;¦3&Amp;Rdquo;

Stardustparker: “It’s Okay To Disagree” Is For Things Like “I Like Chocolate And You Like Vanilla” Not For Whether Or Not People Deserve Fundamental Human Rights, What The Fuck

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