stametsculberr: to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”

stametsculberr: to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”

Shakespork:shakespork:i Know I Wouldnt Survive In An Austen Novel Because Someone Would Be Britishly, Discretely Rude To Me And I Would Be Completely Unable To Restrain Myself From Calling Them A Cunt To Their Facemy Detested Rival: Why, Madam, You Look

He's Lying To U Girl

Wellpitterpatter: Springcottage: Loungetoy On Twitter Yin And Yang

Wecanthavethat: Awaiting-My-Escape: Alistairapologist: Rizaoftheowls: Dankmemeuniversity: Yes. Can I Identify The Snail? Because I Will Find The Snail, Pick It Up With Tongs And Gloves, Put It In A Box, Get On A Boat, And Drop It Into The Pacific

Sadniple: Me On A Date: Calls You Both “Babe” And “Dude”

Tchaikovskaya:people Who Arent Punctual Freak Me Out Im So Stressed. What Do You Mean The Event Starts At 6 And You’ll Pick Me Up At 5:50 Even Though I Live 20 Minutes From The Venue? What Do You Mean Being 10 Minutes Late Is “No Big Deal”? What

Sisters-Not-Lions:happy Fall

Pure: Pure:it’s Weird Being On This Site As Long As I Have And Being Right In The Epicenter Of What Would Become Popular Social Trends In Online Left-Y/Liberal Spaces. Like I Saw The Origins Of “Cancel Culture” Right Before My Very Eyes. I Know

Jadethefirefox: Sweet Vape Tricks Dude

112196355:Playing Dumb Is A Survival Mechanism Every Woman U Ever Seen Acting Dumb Is Not Actually Dumb

Dreamerxnheaven: If They Had Been Allowed To Spend More Time Together Rose And Donna Would’ve Become Best Friends And Later On Sisters-In-Law And That This Never Happened Makes Me Feel Personally Robbed

Superunfriendlyreminder: No War But Class War

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