slimchocolatebeauty:May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don’t have to spend a lifetime translating your soul.

slimchocolatebeauty:May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don’t have to spend a lifetime translating your soul.

Inquisitivemoth: Not-A-Cry-But-A-Bullet: Strict Parents Be Like “No Shut The Fuck Up I Don’t Want To Hear Ur Valid Argument” And Then Later: Why Don’t You Want To Have A Conversation With Me? I Feel Like You Completely Ignore Me. It’s All

Wheel Of Fortune

1 Minute After Midnight Tonight

Jessa L'rynn

Squirble:squirble:if I Found Out My Favorite Youtuber Was A Fascist And A Nazi I Would Simply Stop Supporting Themrip To Pewdiepie Stans But Im Different

50% Tired 50% Horny

The-Cheshire-Cat-Grin: Theinternetcitizen: Unown: Viva La Vida Defined 2008 I Don’t Remember Anything Else And I Refuse To There Was A Financial Crisis Sorry Bro Can’t Hear You I Think St Peter Is Calling My Name

Just-Shower-Thoughts: It’s Weird To Think That Nighttime Is The Natural State Of The Universe And Daytime Is Only Caused By A Nearby, Radiating Ball Of Flame.

Catasters:

Grainadloafs:debra Messing Not Understanding How Dating Works Has Been The Highlight Of My Day

Cornedbeefhashtags:i Think My Favorite Thing About September Is How Completely Lawless It Is. There Are No Rules. Someone Just Biked Past You In Shorts And A Winter Coat. A Bartender Just Offered You A Pumpkin Spice Summer Shandy. The Pool Is Open, But

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