ineffablebadwolf:Jackie: if you’re lying rose, so help me godRose: I’m not lying!Jackie: *pointing at dolly parton’s poster* Swear! Swear on Dolly!

ineffablebadwolf:Jackie: if you’re lying rose, so help me godRose: I’m not lying!Jackie: pointing at dolly parton’s poster Swear! Swear on Dolly!

Rneerkat: “You Think Youre Pretty Hot Stuff Dont You?” I Sneer At The Forest Fire. It Gets Self Conscious And Starts Crying And Its Own Tears Put It Out. One More Forest Saved

Anthonycrowleymoved:anthonycrowleymoved:anthonycrowleymoved:i Saw The Most Amazing Outfit In The World On A Mannequin Today In Provincetown But I Was With My Aunt Who’s Like 80 So I Couldn’t Take A Picture Of It So I Need To Recreate It Via Pictures

Secondclassvines: “Slippers Tries”

Duanxiuzhipi:it’s Always Sunny In Tadfield

Cisphobicmac: Thecringeandwincefactory: I-Hate-Chick-Fil-A: This Guide Will Be Useful To Americans When We Need To Protest This Is Great Stuff For Situations Where You’re Dealing Primarily With Cops - Just Please Keep In Mind That One Size Does Not

Hauntanelle:men Think They’re So Angry. They’re Not Angry. They’re Just Weak To The False Power That Aggression Gives Them. No Man Will Ever Understand The Sheer, Unearthly Rage I Feel Inside When I, Or Any Other Woman, Is Treated Lesser Than For

Dumbhero:im Translating Russian Memes For Practice And I&Amp;Hellip; Theyre So Fucking Funny Me: Flips Pillow Over To The Cold Side And Goes Back To Sleep Nurse Who&Amp;Rsquo;S Been Watching Me In A Coma For The Past 5 Years:

Awesomesthesia: I Just Woke Up So Good Morning

Heymomlookimadeablog-Deactivate:

Thecarolinitiative:bruh. I Think Ign Snapped

Regenderate: Regenderate: If I Were Running Towards My True Love After Thinking I’d Never See Her Again I Would Simply Not Get Shot By The Metal Death Monsters Trying To Take Over The Planet Rip To The Tenth Doctor But I’m Different

Thebootydiaries:me: Pretends To Be A Stone Cold BitchAlso Me: Cries When I Think About Kids Who Sit By Themselves At Lunch

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