thebootydiaries:me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*

thebootydiaries:me: pretends to be a stone cold bitchalso me: cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch

Thecommonchick: Me Thinking About A Joke I Told Last Week

Prsephonies:the New Patriarchal Dynamic Is Men Being Emotionally Withholding And Distant Whilst Periodically Being Affectionate/Amorous When They Get Short Bursts Of Desire For A Woman, Then They Return 2 Being Stunted And Not Knowing How To Communicate

Basic-Banshee:starrypawz:afro-Elf:i&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Said It Before And I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Say It Again, People&Amp;Rsquo;S Reactions To Discovering Hozier Is 6'5 Is Consistently Funny I Am Very Short And When I Met Him I Said “Holy Fuck You’re Tall” And He Said “Sorry?”

Sassygaysatan: Sassygaysatan: Sure, When My Grandfather Fought Nazis And Fascism He Was “A Hero” And “On The Right Side Of History” But When I Do It Im “Way Too Sensitive” And “No Better Than They Are” Happy One Year Anniversary Of This

Homemade-Ghosts: My Unsuspecting Followers: Me, About To Go On A Serious Reblogging Spree:

Cat-Memes-Only:

Katehicky: But Soft! What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks? It Is The East, And I Fucking Read Fanfics Til Four In The Morning Again

I Have Hope Or I Am Nothing

Meet Me At The Coda

Potologie: Feels Intense Dirty Capitalist Pleasure Over Acquiring A New Material Object My Father Karl Will Forgive Me Because I Have A Retail Kink And Kinks Are Protected Even Under Communism

Mabunnie: Thyrell: Thyrell: No Cops At Pride Only Lizard In Security Vest Good To See The Situation Well Monitored.

It's Gonna Be Fantastic

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