thebootydiaries:in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I’m famousordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

thebootydiaries:in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I’m famousordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want

Clarabeau: Theyankeecandle: Madame-Vashtranerada: Blackberrycreek: Stepone: Clarabeau: Ladies, I Am Holding Out My Hand. Do You Trust Me? I Need You To Open Google Maps. Locate Your Nearest Mall. Get In Your Car. Drive To Yankee Candle. Past

Shutyourmoustache:you’ve Been Visited By The Halloween Moose. May God Have Mercy On Your Soul.

Tofupupper:

Kidouyuuto: If I Was A Skeleton I Would Just Say “That Really Rattles My Bones” In Response To Literally Everything

Komaedalovemail: Perhaps I Will Drink My Sorrows Away.. Opens Up Capri Sun

Catchymemes:credit: @Sharkycomix

Fagflow: Joshua-Of-The-Demiromantic: Picsthatmakeyougohmm: Hmmm Okay But Can Someone Explain To Me Why Someone Would Need That Many Control Panel Windows Open In Windows Xp That Comment Made Me Feel So Fuckin Old

Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Ethereal-Wolfess: Cybergata: “We Do This Every Morning.” Morning Drink. By Kaceerizzo @Thefingerfuckingfemalefury Look “Mother I Crave The Sky Water”

Anxietyproblem:

Narraboths: Me Every Time I See Any Woman In Media Killing An Abusive Man:

Julia-The-Fan:[Insp]

Insufficiently-Advanced:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:&Amp;Ldquo;Crowley Is A Thot&Amp;Rdquo; Excuse Me??? You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Calling Anthony J. Crowley The Thot Of The Main Duo??? The Man Who Yells At His Houseplants?? The Man Who Would Take You On A Date And Spend

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