kittenautie: me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions* also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

kittenautie: me: saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions also me: hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

Four-Otters-In-A-Trenchcoat:

Roblawmusik: Restaurant: Sorry We Stop Serving At 8 Me: Honey I Never Stop Serving

Softkatdena:#The Duo We Didnt Know We Needed

Madamspellmans:“Do You Know, I Believe You’re Right, Sister.”

Clubpenguln: Bro, I Dont Even Care Anymore. Fuck It! Continues To Try Very Hard

Twitblr: Such A Solid Analogy

Breeyn:i Love How David Tennant Plays A Full On Fucking Demon In Good Omens But It Was Actually One Of His Most Wholesome And Least Evil Characters.

Haemon: Me: Literally Says Anything Therapist: Can You…. Give Me An Example? Me, Someone Who Has Memory Problems:

Deadstarbliss: I Have A Lot Of Emotions About Narvinectralonum, Okay?

Fairycosmos:every 1 Is Honestly Beautiful And Tragic Like Sometimes I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Look People In The Eye Because Im Like I Know Something Is Making You Deeply Irreversibly Sad And You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Just Here Talking To Me About The Weather And Im Going To

Cliopadra:safe To Say, Crowley’s Sleeping On The Sofa Tonight.

I Have Hope Or I Am Nothing

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