come get ur boy he just said flabbergasted in front of the hoes

come get ur boy he just said flabbergasted in front of the hoes

Scandalousladysuggestion:be Handed A Letter By Your Maid, Break The Wax Seal, Read It With Dawning Understanding And Then Slowly Look Up Into The Middle-Distance With An Ominous Smirk. Order Your Carriage To Be Prepared At Once.

Theconcealedweapon: Jehovahhthickness: “But It’s The Law.” Yeah. It Was The Law Then Too. You’re Literally Proving The Point.

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Chiaroscuroverse: #The One Where She Looks Up#What The Doctor Sees Right Before She Fucks Him Good Via @Tinyconfusion

Allyanastark97:Me: I Want A Fanfiction With This Particular Ship, Set In This Time Period, With This Exact Storyline And Resolution But I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Find Anything!! :(Also Me: You Could Always Write It Yourself Ya Knowme:

Ouidamforeman: Stephadoo:i’m Crying.

Alieng0D: Me, Experiencing The Sudden Anguish That Comes With Living: Alright

Mintycanoodles:there&Amp;Rsquo;S Nothing Like Getting Invested™ In A Lengthy Fic Becausewell It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not Like A Book. Actual Books Are Great And All But I Came To This Fic Because Of The Characters So That&Amp;Rsquo;S A Whole Other Layer We&Amp;Rsquo;Re Already

He's Lying To U Girl

Lifeinpoetry: “I Brought A Knife To The Gunfight. I Am The Knife / I Am All Blade.” — Clementine Von Radics, From “Vigil,” Dream Girl

Parchmentandpetticoats-Deactiva:after Seeing Birds Of Prey, I Have Decided That Women Can Commit Egregious Acts Of Violence Against Men. As A Treat.

Fairycosmos:i Was So Angry At Everything When I Was 13. And I Was Right

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