ladyinfurs: Everyone: What do u doMe: *opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes* I’m a writer actually

ladyinfurs: Everyone: What do u doMe: opens my dramatic 2am cellphone notes I’m a writer actually

Celtic-Pyro:this Fanfic I’m Never Going To Write Is Really Damn Good.

Lokiiva:it’s Been A Minute&Amp;Hellip;.Also I Made This

Bopeep: Me Experiencing Love: This Is Too Spicy

Thebootydiaries:employer: So Tell Me, Why Do You Want This Job?Me: I Must Survive Capitalism

He's Lying To U Girl

I Am Terrible Put Me Back In The Sea

Gaycatmom: Gaycatmom: Hey So If You’re Bernie Or Bust Or Already Saying You Wont Vote In November Unfollow Me Right Fucking Now Peoples Lives Are At Stake. Joe Biden Sucks, But He’s Not Even Close To Winning The Primary Right Now. The Race Is Still

Severalowls:somecunttookmyurl:severalowls:under Sea Ecosystems Are Bullshit.like Imagine You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Little Rabbit And You Go To Nibble On A Tree Sapling But As Soon As You Go To Take A Bite It Takes Off Like A Fucking Helicopter And Disappears Over

Ewaneneollav:going To A Cafe &Amp;Amp; An Employee Stops You At The Door &Amp;Amp; Is Like &Amp;Ldquo;Hi I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Sorry We&Amp;Rsquo;D Usually Be Open Right Now But, The Devil Is Currently Here&Amp;Rdquo;

Lesbx:lesbx:not To Be Like Normal People Scare Me But I Just Had To Explain The Concept Of A Wizard To A Guy Whose Brain Is Apparently So Untainted By Any Kind Of Media He Did Not Know What A Wizard Was

Netrophensisposts: Valc0: Where’s Romana When You Need Her….

He's Lying To U Girl

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