thebootydiaries:Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?Me: I must survive capitalism

thebootydiaries:Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?Me: I must survive capitalism

He's Lying To U Girl

I Am Terrible Put Me Back In The Sea

Gaycatmom: Gaycatmom: Hey So If You’re Bernie Or Bust Or Already Saying You Wont Vote In November Unfollow Me Right Fucking Now Peoples Lives Are At Stake. Joe Biden Sucks, But He’s Not Even Close To Winning The Primary Right Now. The Race Is Still

Severalowls:somecunttookmyurl:severalowls:under Sea Ecosystems Are Bullshit.like Imagine You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Little Rabbit And You Go To Nibble On A Tree Sapling But As Soon As You Go To Take A Bite It Takes Off Like A Fucking Helicopter And Disappears Over

Ewaneneollav:going To A Cafe &Amp;Amp; An Employee Stops You At The Door &Amp;Amp; Is Like &Amp;Ldquo;Hi I&Amp;Rsquo;M So Sorry We&Amp;Rsquo;D Usually Be Open Right Now But, The Devil Is Currently Here&Amp;Rdquo;

Lesbx:lesbx:not To Be Like Normal People Scare Me But I Just Had To Explain The Concept Of A Wizard To A Guy Whose Brain Is Apparently So Untainted By Any Kind Of Media He Did Not Know What A Wizard Was

Netrophensisposts: Valc0: Where’s Romana When You Need Her….

He's Lying To U Girl

Lnktastic: Hopelessbaka: At Least Gravity Is Attracted To Me Floats Away

Hc Time

Thepuppyclub:i Have Decided That I Am Incompatible With This Reality. Meet Me In A Parallel Universe.

Librabutch: I Love Laying The Fuck Down And Sleeping

Boobies Boobies_Are_Awesome