isupportorbitalbombardment: taste-of-ink: humans inviting aliens to visit earth after a long mission and aliens being really excited to go and see the infamous planet that led to the development of such universally renown species but get one look at

isupportorbitalbombardment: taste-of-ink: humans inviting aliens to visit earth after a long mission and aliens being really excited to go and see the infamous planet that led to the development of such universally renown species but get one look at

Clockworktardis: Bear-Disguised-As-A-Human: Miir4Ge: I Think The Concept Of A Software Install Wizard Is So Cute… Developers Know The Average Person Isnt Comfortable Running Terminal Commands So Theyre Like Here!!! This Wizard Will Do It For You &Amp;Lt;3

Jessalrynn: Bprinny: Funkylittlegoblin: Kisstheshow: Careful-Crow: Thewitchway: Nakedinasnowsuit: Santmagdalene: The First Funny Bitch Was Cain, Who Straight Up Lied To God After Killing His Brother. God: Where’s Abel? Cain: Fuck If I Know???

Bogleech: Cashier The Other Day: “Have A Nice Night!” Me Failing To Load One Correct Response From Multiple Possibilities: …….“Youp!”

Annerbhp: Velvethopewrites: Hpfanfictalk: What’s Your Fanfic Life Like? Historical Love Vampire Um, Yeah, No. Lovers. Love. Loom.

Galfast:everytime A Character Uses Their Body To Shield Another Character I Discover Three New Emotions

Headspace-Hotel::headspace-Hotel:dandelions Symbolize Everything I Want To Be In Life Fluffy And Dead With A Gust Of Wind?Unapologetic. Hard To Kill. Feral, Filled With Sunlight, Bright, Beautiful In A Way That The Conventional And Controlling Hate But

He's Lying To U Girl

Funny-Tik-Toks:

Jodiefoster: Anybody Else Here Not Good At Anything

Badtalents: Double Textin Someone While Ignoring Someone’s Double Texts

Shezasag: Annieclarq: The Old Man Lana Is Singing About In All Her Songs Is Bernie Sanders I Gotta Delete My Blog For Good

Bob-Belcher:

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