sa2ha:Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

sa2ha:Noooo dont burn and stick to the bottom of my pan youre so flavorful and essential to my cooking process haha

If You Can Dream It Then You Can Achieve It!

New Liver, Same Eagles

The-Only-Useful-Lesbian:spacelightcat-Deactivated202102:This Is The Only Valid Guy

Writer-Bee:rereading My Writing Like Babe You Sure Like Italics Dont You?

Sniperct:falsedetective:it’s The Year 2080. The Expressions “The Horse Has Left The Hospital” And “Between A Crematorium And A Dildo Store” Have Fully Entered The Lexicon Even Though Barely Anyone Remembers Where They Originated. One Day The

He's Lying To U Girl

Mjalti: Me: It’s Not Realistic To Expect The Type Of Love Depicted In Movies And Stories, They Function On An Idealized Notion Of Love That Has A Quick Deus Ex Machina For Situations That Would Require Entire Lifetimes To Solve In Real Life Me, When

Lucystillintheskywithdiamonds:bonetreklockian: “When We Are Not In Uniform,” He Began, And Then Hesitated, Thinking Of How To Best Phrase His Request. “I Would Prefer That You Call Me ‘Spock’ Instead Of ‘Commander.’ Of Course, It Is Quite

Incorrectprideandprejudicequotes: Mr. Darcy: [Upon Realising He Is In Love With Elizabeth Bennet] I Don’t Want To Feel This Way. I Reject This Feeling. I Respectfully Decline This Feeling.

Anselelgortx: Anyways I Can’t Believe How Much Spock Loves Uhura

Elizabitchdarcy:filmmakers Think They Can Make Movies With Three Hour Runtimes Because The Sound Of Music Has A Three Hour Runtime. You Are Not Julie Andrews And Christopher Plummer Tho.

Rose-Tylers: Requested By @Dumbkiwi For @Pen-Roses, Happy Holidays!

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