luminarai: Andy: okay, so us old folks have blades but I figured you might want something more modern -Nile, a millennial: bonus:

luminarai: Andy: okay, so us old folks have blades but I figured you might want something more modern -Nile, a millennial: bonus:

Catgirltitties:

Streaksofmoonlight:the Whiplash Of Feeling Excited And Hopeful About Blue Georgia To The Horror And Anger Over Witnessing An Actual Live Fascist Coup. January 6Th Sure Is A Day.

Pasdecoeur:all Fanfiction Is Funnier And Sexier And Vastly Better-Written When You Read It At Three In The Morning, In The Dark, Lying On Your Side, Tucked Into Bed, With Screen Rotate Turned Off. That’s Just How It Works. That’s Just Facts.

Toadst0Ne:when I Was A Child I Asked My Grandad (Who Has A Thick Yorkshire Accent) Why He Sometimes Misses Letters Out Of Words And Words Out Of Sentences And He Told Me Its Because They Had To Ration Letters During The War

Ace-Pervert:wyvernseeker: Someoneintheshadow456: Patrickdiomedes: Toospoopyformyshirt: Trueka: I Dont Hear Much Abt Asian Zodiacs??? Anyways Im Year Of The Dragon How Bout Yall I Found Out Recently There’s An Elemental Component Too, Every Sign Is

Justanotherbookortwo:“My Child Is Fine” Maam Your Child Dictates Fanfic To A Robot Dog

Lesbiantiana: Witches In Old Fairytales Had The Right Idea. Living Alone, Unmarried, In The Middle Of The Woods, And If A Hero Stumbled Across Their Cottage They’re Like “Maybe I’ll Give You A Magical Token To Help You Out. Maybe I’ll Fuck

Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.

Unfashionablehousewife:elfwreck:tikkunolamorgtfo:conservatives Will Be Like “Why Are You Holding Me Accountable For My Bigoted Beliefs? Whatever Happened To Tolerance???” The Response To That Is Tolerance Is Not A Moral Precept - It Is A Peace Treaty.

Officialqueer:krawdad:officialqueer:officialqueer:this Photo Of My Brother&Amp;Rsquo;S Cat Trying To Jump On The Dinner Table At Christmas Feels Like A Normal Rockwell Painting.he Just Wants To Be Included!!(He&Amp;Rsquo;S Got An Insta Btw).This Is So Funny,

Lgbt-Tiktoks:

Virginwhoredichotomy:the Garden Of Eden With The Fall Of Man By Peter Paul Rubens And Jan Brueghel The Elder, 1615. / Selected Poems 1965 - 1975 By Margaret Atwood / Supernatural 4X22 / @Maybecowboycore

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