gboystinkmanbelongsinthetoilet:badjokesbyjeff: What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?One does not simply walk into Mordor change your fucking url jeff

gboystinkmanbelongsinthetoilet:badjokesbyjeff: What’s the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?One does not simply walk into Mordor change your fucking url jeff

Tinyconfusion:we Did It, Joe

Seashellronan:no Offence But I Think A Lot Of Us Me Included Don’t Actually Want Romantic Love As Badly As We Think And Really Are Just Lonely And Crave A Closeness And Intimacy That Feels Out Of Reach In Friendships Because Of Society’s Emphasis

Homiedepot:shades-Of-Slay:slangtasy:aoc Evacuating The Capitol, Jan. 6Th 2020Although I Love Aoc And I Do Believe She Could Serve Looks With The Best Of Them&Amp;Hellip;This Is Clearly Dua Lipa Lolthere’s So Much To Discuss About This Post. Dua, The Incorrect

L2G:l2G:i Cant Think Of The Fact That Humans Send Messages Saying ’Where Are You? Who Are You?’ From Earth To The Giant And Empty Space All Around Us For Too Long Because It Makes Me Cry So Hard And Feel So Human And Lonelythings That Humans Have

Propheticfire:jaubaius: Art Car With Singing Fish And Lobster The Above Caption Egregious Omits That The Fish And Lobsters Are Singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Incorrectmandalorian:mando Fights The Droids, But A Slowed Version Of “Toxic” By Britney Spears Plays In The Background

Giantpeachy:gimme The Soup Boys And Free My Soul , I Wanna Eat Soup Out A Little Bowl , And Drift Away…

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Asimovsideburns:nukealyptus:cybergata: People Who Can Do This Amaze Me. For The First 10 Seconds I Was Absolutely Certain It Was Gonna Be This Cat I Will Never Get Over Shit Like This

Allthingslinguistic:there’s A Theory That Early Europeans Started Saying “Brown One” Or “Honey-Eater” Instead Of “Bear” To Avoid Summoning Them, And Similarly My Friend Has Started Calling Alexa “The Faceless Woman” Because Saying Her

Fortunatemind: Sometimes You Just Need To Listen To The Same Song For An Entire Afternoon

Alonelyhouse:mentally, I’m Living In A Little Blue House On The Coast And It’s Foggy And I Can Feel The Sea Air In My Lungs And I’m Writing Poetry In The Attic While The Sun Trickles In Through The Windows.

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