shanmustafa:stop asking me what my plan for the day is, it’s the same as always, self sabotage

shanmustafa:stop asking me what my plan for the day is, it’s the same as always, self sabotage

I’d Meet You Where The Spirit Meets The Bones

Incorrectgallifreyquotes:brax: Romana Won’t Pick Up Her Phone.leela: I Will Call.brax: I’ve Tried Six Times, What Makes You Thi-Romana, Over The Phone: Hello?

Bondsmagii:casually Learning How The Stock Market Works Because My Dedication To The Drama Knows No Bounds

Anexperimentallife:

Snappydoodle:sometimes You Gotta Make Yourself Drink Water And Sit In Direct Sunlight, Like Some Kind Of Wilted Houseplant

Hail-Doodles:Blows Kiss To The Sky For The Redditors

Theconcealedweapon: Pharmaceutical Giant: “This Medicine Costs $3 To Make, But I’m Selling It To Sick People For $300 Because I Know That They Can’t Just Refuse To Buy It.”Rich People: “That’s A Smart Business Strategy.”Reddit User: “These

Saeraas:

The-Spectre-Of-Communism:god, The Onion Truly Is Impeccable

Nicolodigenovas:misterknife:fearlessjones:can Someone Please Make A Shitty Photoshop Saying The Old Guard: 2 Old 2 Guard In Fast And Furious Style???? Please, I Crave Thisi Don’t Even Go Here But

Tonysopranobignaturals:

Memewhore:

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