tastefullyoffensive:funnytwittertweets:“i swear i don’t know. the last time i saw him was under the dryer.”

tastefullyoffensive:funnytwittertweets:“i swear i don’t know. the last time i saw him was under the dryer.”

Funnytwittertweets:

Prime-Tiktoks:

Popokko-Deactivated20210315:Life Is Very Simple You See. The Goal Is To Look At Good Things (Your Personal Email Which Contains Tracking Info On Your Packages) And Not Look At Bad Things (Your Work Email That Contains Evil Messages)

Hexglyphs:not To Sound Like A Golden Retriever On Main But The Feeling When Someone Praises Me For Something I Did? Indescribable

It's Gonna Be Fantastic

Funnytwittertweets:

Francescadarimini:captainshakespear:we Were, In Fact, Getting Into It The Other Dayi Want This Question To Divide Christianity Into Shrimp And Anti-Shrimp Sects

Thewarpeffect:

Falseknees:oh You

Jessalrynn: Dishy-Squishers: Warrenpearce69: Victorian Female Medical Students Looks Like One Of Them Had A Really Tough Semester That’s The Guy Who Came To “Well Actually” Them.

Justlgbtthings:mjalti:listen, When I Go To Open My Mouth &Amp;Amp; What Comes Out Is 12 Degrees Of Seperation From What The Original Topic Was, U Need To Connect The Dots Bitch. Think Fast. I’m Not Gonna Hold Ur Hand But We’re Leaving Now And Visiting

Arroz-Con-Yolo:whenispeakicrossmyfingers:this Is The Only Vibe ✨I’ve Probably Watched This 10 Times In A Row And That Whipcrack Sends Me Every Time

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