anais-ninja-bitch:dovewithscales:the-hellenic: Father in law: You should put your loose tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy. 6yo kid: My mommy said we don’t summon entities we’re unfamiliar with. Good parenting! @anaisnein

anais-ninja-bitch:dovewithscales:the-hellenic: Father in law: You should put your loose tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy. 6yo kid: My mommy said we don’t summon entities we’re unfamiliar with. Good parenting! @anaisnein

Aidashakur:candles Burning In A Clean Home Is A Whole Different Level Of Comfort &Amp;Amp; Peace

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Mirkwoodest:argonath&Amp;Hellip; The Gate Of Kings.

Johnnyjoestarrelatable:johnnyjoestarrelatable:help Girl I&Amp;Rsquo;M Lengthwise In The Suez Canalgirl Help I&Amp;Rsquo;M Blocking International Trade

Swan2Swan:icarus-In-Fl1Ght:duncanhynes: Duncanhynes: Uncle-Jingo: Tramampoline:swan2Swan:sainamoonshine:swan2Swan:all Right, Guys, The Rest Of Tonight Is (Possibly) Going To Be Spent Tracking The Progress On The Ever Given, A 400-Meter-Long Container

Ratliker1917:You Know What? Fuck This (Gets My Fat Ass Stuck In The Suez Canal And Blocks 10% Of Global Seafaring Commerce)

Cevanscentral:they Cracked Me Up! They Really… They Get Me Every Time. I’m A Big Fan.

Lizardsister:genuinely The Funniest News Headline Ive Ever Seen

Ex-Jw-Stories:some Notes On A Post I Reblogged Got Me Riled Up. It’s The One About Eve Eating The Fruit. The Point Of The Fucking Post Is That God, Who Gave Humans Free Will™ Can Only Demand Worship Via Coherison. Coherison Is Not Free Will. If A

Shortace:thegirlwhohides:“Fuck You My Child Is Completely Fine.”Your Child Has Full Length And Ongoing Conversations With Their-Self Pretending They’re Talking To Fictional Characters And Said Characters Are Responding To Them.&Amp;Hellip; That’s

Gallusrostromegalus:pomrania: Jihef03:Gardien I’m Pretty Sure You Don’t Need To Know French In Order To Understand This Comic. My Local Garden Center Had A Strict “Mask Policy Enforced By Owner’s Mother With A Garden Hose” And The Woman

Thepuppyclub:are You Fucking Stupid?????Kindest Regards,