chippingthegoalkeeper: thegoldengals: chippingthegoalkeeper: I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to

chippingthegoalkeeper: thegoldengals: chippingthegoalkeeper: I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to

Bamsara:you Know When You’re Overwhelmed And You Just Stand In The Middle Of Your Room Like Thisyeah

Astriiformes:withalittlebitofwhump:withalittlebitofwhump:withalittlebitofwhump:the Venn Diagram Of “Things Said To An Unconscious Whumpee” And “Things People Say To You When You Drop Off The Zoom Call” Is Not A Circle But It Is Pretty Dang Close

Puppet-Phan:should-Be-Sleeping:everythingfox:onward Little Ones(Via) In Case You Need It Tonight. Just The First Little Beak Coming Into Frame

Skeletalroses:my Girlmy Girlmy Girl!Talkin’ ‘Bout My Girl…𝓜𝓨 𝓖𝓘𝓡𝓛!

Hopepunk-Humanity:

Despazito: Them Fishes Be Like

Junkfoodcinemas:super Mario Bros. (1993) + Incorrect Quotes

Sparrow-Va: Programmerhumour:easier Than Submitting A Bug Report

Bogleech:andromeda3116:Ok This Is A Good April Fool&Amp;Rsquo;S Jokeshe’s An Irwin, So They Needed To Keep The Real Crocodiles Safe

Wildhumanhasappeared:mrs. Bennet: Makes Passive Aggressive Comment About Lizzy Turning Down A Perfectly Good Prospect Like Mr. CollinsElizabeth Bennet: Knowing Full Well That She Also Turned Down Mr. Darcy Last Month

Ovid:brainmoss:ovid:i Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying And Sexy And Sexy.

Kafk-A:keith S. Wilson’s Poem “Heliocentric” Is Ostensibly A Love Letter From An Astronaut To Someone Back On Earth. But Along The Way, You Realize It’s Really More Of A Love Letter To Space Itself—To The Whole Universe. I Promise I Still Dream

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