daftplunk: If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

daftplunk: If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

Serenasaystoday:a Realization That Changed My Life Was That There’s Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Doing Things “The Lazy Way”. Like Honestly, Buy Frozen Precooked Food, Have Canned Soup, Use Instant Ramen, Use Pasta Sauce Out Of A Jar. Buy The

Svckmyblog:hermajestyimher:the Way He Ended The Incels Was So Attractive To Me“Nothing To Offer But Dick &Amp;Amp; Disappointment.”

Jikooties:when Ur Hanging Out In Ur Apartment U’ve Got Some Candles Lit Ur Feeling Good U’ve Had 8 Glasses Of Wine Then Down In The Street U Hear Two Beautiful Boys Skateboarding Or Doing Flips Or Something So U Invite Them Up And They Say Where’s

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Wyldstallyn:wyldstallyn:love Him

Manywinged:microdosing On Therapy By Projecting My Issues Onto Fictional Characters And Creating And Consuming Content About Them Working Through It And Being Supported During The Process

Scyllagf:there Are So Many Things That I Want To Do. I Think I Will Stay On My Phone For 2 More Hours

Sarcasticbookaddict:jane Austen Was Really Out There 200 Years Ago Writing Lines Like “If I Loved You Less, I Might Be Able To Talk About It More” That To This Day Are Still So Swoon-Worthy.

Catbxy:sadhoc:when I Was In Elementary School, I Thought That The Reason We Were Supposed To Capitalize The First Letter Of People&Amp;Rsquo;S Names Was As A Sign Of Respect, So I Always Refused To Capitalize The Name Of My Fourth Grade Teacher Or George

Iynqpenned:this Murderbot Is Way Too Relatable

Foreverravenclaw:why Do Little Kids Get All The Cool Clothes?? What If I Want A Shirt With A Stegosaurus Driving An Excavator On It?? Huh, Why Does The Fashion Industry Not Think About That??

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