sergeant-angels-trashcan:CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

sergeant-angels-trashcan:CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!me: sets this new recommendation gently on the ground ah. no thank you

Al-The-Grammar-Geek:chillgamesh-The-Swing:modern-Politics111:Hold Off On The Mcchicken. Support Fast Food Workers. The Strike Is Set For May 19 In The Following Cities:la Sacramento Oakland Miami Tampaorlandochicago Milwaukeedetroitflint (Mi)Kansas

Let The Storytelling Begin

Generalgrievousdatingsim:im What The Victorians Would Call A “Vile, Ill-Tempered And Thoroughly Wretched Little Creature”

Gumuhit:gumuhit:if I’m Sharing It On Tumblr It’s Still Privacy Sorry U Can’t Convince Me Otherwise This Is My Housei Trust That All 31K Of U Will Keep This A Secret

Fanficmemes:babygirl I Know Fandom History That You Wouldn’t Even Care About

Netherworldpost:because I Will Never Be Able To Eat Lava… (I Pause To Look Pleadingly At A Volcanologist, They Sternly, Subtly Shake Their Head No. It Is Clear This Is An Old, Ongoing Argument.) …. My Prevailing Theory Is It Has A Texture Of Very

Headfirstforieros: This Is Why He Left

Awed-Frog:great-Tweets:we Just Knew.as A Reminder, This Is What She Looks Like:

Mediocrity-Uwu:kuttithevangu:someone I Know Not Well Enough To Voice My Opinion On The Subject Said Something Like Why Didn’t God Make Potatoes A Low-Calorie Food So I Am Here To Say: God Made Them Like That Because Their Nutrition Density Is What Makes

Barbiesplasticsurgeon:russiawave:queens

Manywinged:so Proud Of My Organs For Unionizing. Would Be Great If It Wasn&Amp;Rsquo;T Against Me But You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Win Them All I Guess.

Manywinged:anxiety Is Insane I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Be Minding My Own Business When My Brain From Hell Is Like &Amp;Ldquo;Hey, Have You Thought About [Mildly Concerning Thing] And How It Could Actually Be [World Ending Life Ruining Disaster]? Well Now You Can!&Amp;Rdquo;

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