endoshan:friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain:shutyourmoustache:This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.@endoshan holy shit you figured it out

endoshan:friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain:shutyourmoustache:This just in: miscommunication is the key to a stable marriage.@endoshan holy shit you figured it out

Gallifreyburning: Brighid45:Ampervadasz:unmute ! There Is Nothing As Eerie As Having An Owl Fly Over You At Night. You Can Sense Something’s There, But It’s Utterly Silent In Passage. @Redtailedhawk90

Millennial-Review:

Themanypagesofhannah:sad That Running Away To Sea Isn’t Really A Career Choice Anymore

Xmichaelmyers:tlirsgender:tlirsgender:i&Amp;Rsquo;M Really Not A Very Angry Person There&Amp;Rsquo;S Just A Lot Of Rage Inside Me There&Amp;Rsquo;S Something Terrible Boiling Bubbling Under My Skin Ready To Burst Out Of My Chest But I&Amp;Rsquo;M A Chill Guy

Agileo-101:Agileo-101:If This Get 50 Notes, I&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Tell You Guys How My Little Sister Accidentally Became Part Of School&Amp;Rsquo;S Urban Legend During 3Rd Grade.ok So This Happened Back In South Korea, During My 3Rd Grade Years. My Family Moved A Lot

Dirty Old Lady

Guerrillatech:

T1Kt0K:“Let’s Compare The Sound Of Her Little Flipper-Flopper Feet On Different Surfaces”

Simonalkenmayer:weaselle:dr-Dendritic-Trees:garlic-Bready:syn-Ack:saoirseronanswife:the One Thing Thing Funnier Than This Caption Is That The Only Reason They Stopped Doing It Was That The Ferret Shit In The Tube That Photo Makes Felicia’s Work Seem

Jayykesley:my Brain, Stomping It’s Feet: I Wanna Use One Inconsequential Negative Experience To Spiral Into An Echo-Chamber Of Self Hatred!!! Me, Stirring My Tea With My Little Plastic Knife: No, We Don’t Do That Anymore

Tikkety-Tok:that Ain&Amp;Rsquo;T A Baby. That&Amp;Rsquo;S Ice Cube 😂

Ding-Dong-The-Bitch-Is-Dead:ironmanstan: The Mcu Never Gave Us Tony In The Undersuit But At Least They Put Rdj Next To Legally Recognized Giants &Amp;Amp; Muscle Walls Like Chris Hemsworth And Evans In A Couple Scenes So I Cant Really Complain Too Much Like

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