visualexperimentslain:sorry i text like a golden retriever do you still think i’m hot

visualexperimentslain:sorry i text like a golden retriever do you still think i’m hot

Mypling:writing-And-Nutmeg:i Think, Therefore I Am (Exhausted) I Think, Therefore I Am (Panicking)

Elsaspants:this Is Making Me Delirious. I Want To Cry Every Time I Read This

Sunfortune:i Think Im A Hater Until I Spend A Few Minutes On Twitter Then Im Like Wow I Should Win A Nobel Peace Prize

Manywinged:i&Amp;Rsquo;Ll Just &Amp;Ldquo;Yeah No Literally I Totally Get It&Amp;Rdquo; My Way Through Life When Really I Haven&Amp;Rsquo;T Got A Fucking Clue

Primeemeraldheiress:excuseme-Howdareyou:favorite Moments From Working Telephone Customer Service:•Customer: (Currently Putting In A Bulk Order For Reusable Menstrual Cups To Give To Refugee Camps) Have You Ever Been To Africa?Me: Nocustomer: Can I Rant

Hyrude: Hyrude:is The World Really Such A Terrible Place? Yesterday I Asked If Oat Milk Was Extra And The Barista Said Yes So I Said Ok Just Regular Milk Then And When She Gave Me My Chai Latte She Whispered “I Used Oat Milk ;)” Doesnt That Make

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Battlestariroh:flowerinaflame: The Answer Is It Takes However Long You Need To Get Distracted; Onions Caramelize While You’re Not Paying Attention; By The Time You Pay Attention Again, They’ve Begun To Burn. This Is The Way.

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Deanwincherter:casbian:i Usually Hate True Crime Documetary Type Things Bc Theyre All “Lets Get Into The Mind Of The Serial Killer…. Tortured Soul” Or Whatever But I Like The Buzzfeed Unsolved Stuff Bc Theyre Just Like “What A Freak Lmao”

Jumex:me In Room By Myself In Complete Silence: So True Bestie

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