manywinged:i’ll just “yeah no literally i totally get it” my way through life when really i haven’t got a fucking clue

manywinged:i’ll just “yeah no literally i totally get it” my way through life when really i haven’t got a fucking clue

Primeemeraldheiress:excuseme-Howdareyou:favorite Moments From Working Telephone Customer Service:•Customer: (Currently Putting In A Bulk Order For Reusable Menstrual Cups To Give To Refugee Camps) Have You Ever Been To Africa?Me: Nocustomer: Can I Rant

Hyrude: Hyrude:is The World Really Such A Terrible Place? Yesterday I Asked If Oat Milk Was Extra And The Barista Said Yes So I Said Ok Just Regular Milk Then And When She Gave Me My Chai Latte She Whispered “I Used Oat Milk ;)” Doesnt That Make

Lyingfigure:

Battlestariroh:flowerinaflame: The Answer Is It Takes However Long You Need To Get Distracted; Onions Caramelize While You’re Not Paying Attention; By The Time You Pay Attention Again, They’ve Begun To Burn. This Is The Way.

Sparklylovegiver:kainablue:elodieunderglass:antique-Scarecrow:insufficiently-Advanced:suneiku:like Can We Summon This Mlike To Charge Reblog To Casta Monster?A Herosweet Pangolin Baby. A Little Guy. A Friendlike To Charge Reblog To Casteat The Rich.

Deanwincherter:casbian:i Usually Hate True Crime Documetary Type Things Bc Theyre All “Lets Get Into The Mind Of The Serial Killer…. Tortured Soul” Or Whatever But I Like The Buzzfeed Unsolved Stuff Bc Theyre Just Like “What A Freak Lmao”

Jumex:me In Room By Myself In Complete Silence: So True Bestie

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Anexperimentallife:

Redbullseb:no, You’re Looking At Him Respectfully. I’m Objectifying Him To Filth We’re Built Different

Clownssyndrome:

Afronerdism:afronerdism:i Hope Y’all Understand The Racism Apparent Here And How Black Women Are Being Expected To Conform To The Standards Of White Womanhood In Order To Be Actually Classified As Women

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