minyardx:you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived

minyardx:you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived

3Am Walks In Rural Areas While Dissociating:

Twiceturned:tibby:women In S.t.e.m (Smuggling, Treason, Embezzlement, Murder)My First Thought Was, “It’s Steam Now, They’ve Added Arson” And I Check The Notes And Like 15 Other People Have Had The Same Thought. Well Done Everyone

Rashemibabe:consultinggallifreyanfallenangel:literallyyyy ! Im Tired

Broliloquy:my Dad Is Sitting And Doodling In A My Little Pony Colouring Book With My Two-Year-Old Kid. He Drew A Blue Sun, And When She Coloured Over It With Her Red Crayon, He Said, “Now It’s A Red Dwarf And It Has Killed Everyone In Its Solar System.”

Funnytwittertweets:

He's Lying To U Girl

Marisatomay:girl Help They’re Playing Music That Was Popular When I Was In High School And Making Me Feel Nostalgic For An Era Of My Life I Have Zero Desire To Return To

Frawgs:u Don’t Touch This Bitch For One (1) Day And The Spiders Start Living Lavish

Citricacidprince:&Amp;Ldquo;Post+ Is Going To Kill Tumblr, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Best To Leave Now Before It Gets Worse :////&Amp;Rdquo;Veterans Who Have Been On This Site For Years:

Pretentiouslimericks:laughconfetti:goblincore-Aesthetic:mona Lisa And Her Possum.this Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T Real. You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Just Put Fake Stuff On The Internet. I Am So Upset, Because I Want This To Be Real So Badit Can Be Real If You Believe And/Or Help

Tiktoksthataregood-Ish:

Asterekmess:you Ever Open Up A Fic And Barely A Paragraph In Your Whole Body Starts Trembling With Giddy Excitement?The Plot Is Exactly Right And The Atmosphere And The Voice Are All Soul-Singingly Good, Right At The Very Beginning, And You Have To Stop

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