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Aleatoryw: New Rule, No One’s Allowed To Make Fun Of Women For Fitting “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” Stereotypes, If A Gal Is ~Quirky~ And Dyes Her Hair And Takes Pictures Of The Moon Fuckin Let Her, It’s Not Her Fault Men Think She’s Gonna Cure

Oldbaton:carly Rae Jepsen And Abba Have This Thing In Common Where They Make Your Blood Feel Carbonated

Homunculus-Argument:imagine An Alien Sharing A Cool Human Fact They Just Learned Like ”Hey Guys Did You Know That The Silvery Markings On Humans Actually Aren’t True Stripes? They’re Called Stretch Marks, They Happen When The Human Is Growing Fast

Funny-Tik-Toks:

Yellowwperil:girl Help I’m Being Forced To Work @ My Job

Datcreolebitch:blondebrainpower:flyingiseasy-Landingnotsomuch:a British Wildlife Sanctuary Has Been Forced To Separate Five Parrots Who Wouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Stop Swearing At Visitors. Keepers Say The Birds Encouraged Each Other To Keep Cursing, And Had To Be

Blaqpanther:preach!

Idratherhavefreedom:sharkswithsocks:ko-Is-An-Insomniac:funny-Tik-Toks:cain And Abel The Cain Instinct

Voidkidz:moth-Lover-Not-Mother: Justpastryvideos:x Ch Colat Gu Is This The Chocolate Guy That Everyone Is Always Talking About?

Funnytwittertweets:

Cornmuffin:theyshapedlikefriends: Gives This Nessie Friend To You

Liberalsarecool:&Amp;Lsquo;Defund The Police&Amp;Rsquo; Is Working. Many Pilot Programs Have Improved Situations/Outcomes, And Reduced Unnecessary Violence Towards Citizens In Need. #Servethecommunity