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badjokesbyjeff: The only reason there are pyramids in Egyptis because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

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Manywinged:manywinged:normally I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Care About Jokes Getting Overused And Worn Out Because I Have Bigger Problems But That Children&Amp;Rsquo;S Hospital Color Theory Meme Specifically Makes Me See Red

Valilihapiirakka:me Drying The Tears Of A 6 Year Old At Work: Aw, I’m Sorry, That’s Rough - But Look, You’ll Probably Feel Way Better About It Once You’ve Had A Snack Me, Responding To My Flatmate Or Partner Being Anxious: Hmm Fair But Also You’ll

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Angst-And-Fajitas:maybe It&Amp;Rsquo;S Just My Soup-Loving Instincts, But Food In A Bowl Is So Much Better Than Food On A Plate. Why Eat A Salad On A Plate When I Can Eat It In A Bowl? Why Eat Pasta On A Plate When I Can Eat It In A Bowl? Mashed Potatoes

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Kellykline:kellykline:i Think &Amp;Ldquo;Guy Who Thinks Another Guy Is His Sworn Enemy But The Other Guy Is Just Normal About It&Amp;Rdquo; Is One Of The Better And Funnier Tropes Everpost Cancelled Everyone Go Home

Cop-Disliker69:

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