jurassicbarnes-archives:you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

jurassicbarnes-archives:you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

Anxietyproblem:

Funnytwittertweets:

Minecraft:addictivities:addictivities:someone Put Me Down In A Flat Surface And Keep Me Still So I Can Calibrate Please

Mundanesalad:mundanesalad:i Wish Secular Confession Booths Were A Thing.

Bookshelfdreams:netherworldpost:colourofthekites:one Of The Primary Differences Between Twitter And Tumblr Is That Twitter Gets Sick Of Memes Very Quickly. Like There Was A Meme Around Using Red Flags And Within Less Than 24 Hours I Always Already Seeing

Everythingfox:mistakes Were Made(Via)

Fucktheflagandfuckyou: Autumngracy:punkfaery:my Cat Hates Taking His Pills. The Only Way We Can Get Him To Eat Them Is To Turn It Into An Elaborate Pantomime - We Take The Packet Out Of The Cupboard Slowly And Hold It Up, Saying “Oh!! What’s This?

Lost-In-The-Sorceress:ems-Tumbo:the Cure Is Kissing Your Cat On The Top Of Their Head Robert Smith Is Doing What

Swan-Of-Sunrise:a-Method-In-It:moghedien:it’s Like When Making Hocus Pocus They Told Bette Midler “This Is Camp Just Do Whatever The Fuck You Want,” They Told Sarah Jessica Parker That She Could Either Drop Acid Or Do A Line Of Coke Before Every

Galaxdoesstuff:julibernardo:ashes-And-Ashes:hella1975:Im Sorry But Writing Enemies To Lovers On Ao3 Is So Fucking Funny. One Of Them Will Go A Whole Paragraph Saying How Much They Hate, Absolutely Despise, Have Genuine Burning Contempt For The Other And

Chocolatecakecas:theyre So Stupid And Theyre In Love. But Theyre Dumb About It

Zekedms:please I’m Begging You Check Your Kids’ Halloween Candy, I Just Found A Children’s Hospital Inside A Chocolate Bar

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