jasontoddiefor:thecheerfulnecromancer:ya’ll ever see a fanfic synopsis so fucked up you experience the five stages of grief simultaneously and briefly lose the ability to see colourtags by @eyeballing

jasontoddiefor:thecheerfulnecromancer:ya’ll ever see a fanfic synopsis so fucked up you experience the five stages of grief simultaneously and briefly lose the ability to see colourtags by @eyeballing

Jessa L'rynn

100493503004422:Calling Myself Babe When I&Amp;Rsquo;M Talking To Myself. In A Pitying But Loving Way. Like Babe You Gotta Get Up. Babe Why Are You Doing This. Babe You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Giving Me Nothing Here

Manywinged:oh, You Think You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Silly Goose? That&Amp;Rsquo;S Adorable. But Darling, You Have No Idea What Real Silly Is. Not Yet. You Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Outgoose Me.

Manywinged:&Amp;Ldquo;Darling&Amp;Rdquo; Is Honestly Such A Good Pet Name Because It&Amp;Rsquo;S Sweet But Saying It It Also Makes You Feel Like A Really Gay Villain

Headspace-Hotel:have Bad Case Of &Amp;Ldquo;Loves Characters So So So So Much Disease&Amp;Rdquo; Terminal I&Amp;Rsquo;M Afraid

Georgiansuggestion: A Cat Will Say, “Lord! But I Do Tire Of Sleeping In This Place, I Must Rest From It And Sleep Elsewhere,” And In This They Are Utterly Correct.

Funny-Tik-Toks:

Insomniac-Arrest: I Don’t Put My Mental Disorders In My Bio Since As I Writer I Believe In The Principle Of Show Don’t Tell. And Boy Do I Go On This Site Every Day And Show.

Knifefightscene:no More Girlbossing I Want To Girl Rest Girl Sleep Girl Lay Down Etc

Disc80S:how Is Piracy Bad? It’s Sharing. And Sharing Is Caring.

Dankmemeuniversity:

Switchingtogeico:switchingtogeico:

BreedingMaterial BrentRamboApproves