amygdalae:amygdalae:Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

amygdalae:amygdalae:Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

Just-Shower-Thoughts:when Your Pet Comes To You From Another Room, The Preceding Moments Meant That They Were Alone Somewhere And Thought About You, An Animal Brain Literally Thought About You And Came To You To See What You Were Doing. That’s Love,

Weaver-Z:idc If You Think &Amp;Ldquo;Poor Little Meow Meow&Amp;Rdquo; Is Annoying, It&Amp;Rsquo;S Not The Same As &Amp;Ldquo;Cinnamon Roll/Smol Bean&Amp;Rdquo; And You Know This. Cinnamon Roll And Smol Bean Were Cutesy Complimentary Words Used To Mean &Amp;Ldquo;Precious&Amp;Rdquo;

Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.

Turnways:

Wizardpostsdotorg:i Love Wizards Bc They Fucking Lie All The Time. Gandalf Was Like “A Wizard Is Never Late He Arrives Precisely When He Means To” Lying Ass. He Was Late As Fuck. Wizards Will Just Say Whatever. It Doesn’t Even Matter When You Have

Funnytwittertweets:

Tikkety-Tok:no Thoughts, Head Empty

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Bhutas:i Could Be Your Pathetic Boyfriend

Poetry Is Stored In The Tags

Snakebitcat: 2Ndplacewins: In Class We Were Talking About How Cats Teach Themselves To Hunt Around Their Collar Bells, And This Dude Followed That Up With “Well You Know How Santa Has Those Reindeer Covered In Those Bells, Right?” And What He

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