jalboyhenthusiast:everything annoys me but im being so brave about it

jalboyhenthusiast:everything annoys me but im being so brave about it

Jehovahhthickness:may You Always Have Money To Feed Yourself, Put Gas In Your Car, Pay Your Rent/Utilities , Pay Your Tuition, Pay Your Medical Bills/Prescription And To Treat Yourself More Often.

Cowboycostume:girl You Live Like This?

Memewhore:

Mumblytron: Tom-Marvolo-Dildo: Mumblytron: Getting Up At 6 Am Irl: Aw Fuck It’s So Early Oh My God Getting Up At 6 Am In An Rpg: Banging Pots And Pans Together In Front Of The Cobbler’s Shop Wakey Wakey The Sun Is Up I Want Some Shoooooooes

Low-Shear-Velocity-Province:daydreaming Of The Alternate Reality In Which Yahoo Successfully Acquired Google In 1998 And Facebook In 2006, Thereby Destroying Both Companies Due To Their Incompetence And Ultimately Saving The Internet.

Spacepsychologist:chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Horror Story In Which The Narrator Has A Breakdown Over The Unspeakable Otherworldly Evil They Witnessed But The Reader Slowly Realizes They Just Saw A Porcupine Or Something And Didn’t Know What It Was

Niuniente:traditional European Christmas Time Monsters, Photographer Across The Europe By Charles Fréger.

Jakemorph:good God Somebody Help Me I&Amp;Rsquo;M Hyperfixated To This Slab Of Concrete And The Mafia Are About To Infodump Me Into This Lake!!!!

Funnytwittertweets:

Auroralomens:much Ado About Nothing (2011) + John Mulaney Quotes

Natalieironside:lazywitchling:natalieironside: I Feel Like Quarantine Has De-Acclimated Me To Human Society And If This Ever Ends I’m Gonna Need To Go Into Some Kind Of Wildlife Rehabilitation Program But For People Or I’m Gonna Start Scuttling Through

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