Low-Shear-Velocity-Province:daydreaming Of The Alternate Reality In Which Yahoo Successfully Acquired Google In 1998 And Facebook In 2006, Thereby Destroying Both Companies Due To Their Incompetence And Ultimately Saving The Internet.
mumblytron: tom-marvolo-dildo: mumblytron: Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES
