jakemorph:good god somebody help me I’m hyperfixated to this slab of concrete and the mafia are about to infodump me into this lake!!!!

jakemorph:good god somebody help me I’m hyperfixated to this slab of concrete and the mafia are about to infodump me into this lake!!!!

Funnytwittertweets:

Auroralomens:much Ado About Nothing (2011) + John Mulaney Quotes

Natalieironside:lazywitchling:natalieironside: I Feel Like Quarantine Has De-Acclimated Me To Human Society And If This Ever Ends I’m Gonna Need To Go Into Some Kind Of Wildlife Rehabilitation Program But For People Or I’m Gonna Start Scuttling Through

Libraryogre:ladyshinga:sirfrogsworth:this Seems A Little Harsh. No No - Let &Amp;Lsquo;Em Speakjohnson &Amp;Amp; Johnson Or Smith &Amp;Amp; Wesson. Take Your Pick.

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Osha-Official-The-Sequel:crownthequeerempire: Everythingfox:important Work(Via) @Osha-Official-The-Sequel This Had Better Be Approved Why Do You People Keep Leaking Parts Of The Certification Exam This Isn’t Ok

Dzamie:outer-Wilds: Shorturl: In 2020 It’s Going To Be 420 For A Whole Month Touches The Ground This…. A Relic… ….A Relic Of A More Hopeful Time Date Of Origin: Circa May 9, 2015

Wickedcriminal:ankle-Beez:oh Boy I Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Wait To See The Season Premiere Of &Amp;Rsquo;My Mom Sold Me To One Direction&Amp;Rsquo;, That One&Amp;Rsquo;S A True Classic

Oneiriad:theory: All Cats Are Reincarnated Bakers.evidence:1. Up At Ungodly Hours To Be Ready For A Surprise Early Breakfast If Necessary.2. Champion Kneaders3. Loaf

Certifiedpussyboy:shane And Ryan Are The Funniest Bitches Alive For Making A Whole Thing About Buzzfeed Unsolved Ending, A Dramatic End To An Era, Only To Come Back With Their Own Legally Distinct Version Of The Show Like A Week Later

Guardwyrm:sometimes You Just Have To Make A Comfy Nest Of Blankets In A Warm Room And Feel Like A Creature For A Bit

Funnytwittertweets:

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