spritepepsi: slytherverse: spritepepsi: had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen

spritepepsi: slytherverse: spritepepsi: had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen

Nontrivialproof:the Premise Of Chuck Is Like. One Annoying Geek Squad Employee Accidentally Downloads A Cia Supercomputer Into His Brain And Becomes A Spy. And That’s Openly Very Stupid. But Then They Throw In The Element That Every Episode Has, Like,

Snoppy:blocked. And I Hope You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Never Alone In Your Kitchen

Wondersmith-And-Sons:rip Anne Rice, Even If The Vampire Books Ever Fall Out Of Pop Culture Canon You Will Always Be Remembered As The One Who Forced “Disclaimer: I Do Not Own These Characters” Into Mega-Widespread Fandom Usage Far Beyond Sexy Slave-Owning

Saywhat-Politics:

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Fizzywrench:funnytwittertweets:

Gaymaul: When The Anxiety Hits Ya

Skamortuus:eliteknightcats:you Can Literally Feel Your Brain Become Fully Developed At Age 25 Btw. I Was Dumb As Shit Before Then. I Still Am But In Different Ways #There’s A Little Beep Like On A Microwave To Announce Your Brain Is Done And Ready

Meowtalhead:random-Jot: Standing Directly In The Doorway To Achieve Peak Mental Health.

Crimsonkismet:arpleiadian-Blog: Mercury, Venus, And Saturn Align With The Pyramids Of Giza For The 1St Time In 2,737 Years On December 3, 2012. ☥

Jamiebythesea:unrelatableuserboxes:dude Came Into My Work And Was Whistling Along To The Christmas Music We’re Playing So I Asked Him If He Was Excited For Christmas And He Said ‘I’m Just Excited About Everything! :)’ What A Pleasant Answer

Timetravellingcactus:sadhoc:when I Was In Elementary School, I Thought That The Reason We Were Supposed To Capitalize The First Letter Of People’s Names Was As A Sign Of Respect, So I Always Refused To Capitalize The Name Of My Fourth Grade Teacher

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