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Gaymaul: When The Anxiety Hits Ya

Skamortuus:eliteknightcats:you Can Literally Feel Your Brain Become Fully Developed At Age 25 Btw. I Was Dumb As Shit Before Then. I Still Am But In Different Ways #There’s A Little Beep Like On A Microwave To Announce Your Brain Is Done And Ready

Meowtalhead:random-Jot: Standing Directly In The Doorway To Achieve Peak Mental Health.

Crimsonkismet:arpleiadian-Blog: Mercury, Venus, And Saturn Align With The Pyramids Of Giza For The 1St Time In 2,737 Years On December 3, 2012. ☥

Jamiebythesea:unrelatableuserboxes:dude Came Into My Work And Was Whistling Along To The Christmas Music We’re Playing So I Asked Him If He Was Excited For Christmas And He Said ‘I’m Just Excited About Everything! :)’ What A Pleasant Answer

Timetravellingcactus:sadhoc:when I Was In Elementary School, I Thought That The Reason We Were Supposed To Capitalize The First Letter Of People’s Names Was As A Sign Of Respect, So I Always Refused To Capitalize The Name Of My Fourth Grade Teacher

Guinevereslancelot:the Way P&Amp;Amp;P 2005 Said: Here&Amp;Rsquo;S One Of The Most Beloved Enemies To Lovers Romances Of All Time, We Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Change Anything But Here&Amp;Rsquo;S Keira Knightley And The Most Socially Awkward Mr Darcy You Have Ever Seen.

Jethroq:heavenboundghost: When Did “Lmao” Become Shorthand Or W/E For “I’m Fucking Suffering” Lamenting My Anguish Online

Angrywall:

Justasfabulousasyouare:ceekari:prokopetz:just Because Your House Is Haunted Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Mean The Ghosts Are Causing All The Weird Shit You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Experiencing. Like, Yes, Be Polite To The Restless Dead, But Also Check For Carbon Monoxide.your Carbon

Icicledream:chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Chaumas-Deactivated20230115:“Poison Is The Coward’s Weapon” Boo Hoo Sounds Like Someone’s Sodium Channels Are Easily Inhibited If Your Deoxyribonucleosides

Serhumfreysbrokencollarbone:weatherall:ladysophiebeckett:guys Check Ao3 For Interview With The Vampire Fics Bc Apparently There’s 65 Pgs Worth Of It Now, Being Dated Back To 1995.

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