jamiebythesea:unrelatableuserboxes:dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

jamiebythesea:unrelatableuserboxes:dude came into my work and was whistling along to the christmas music we’re playing so i asked him if he was excited for christmas and he said ‘i’m just excited about everything! :)’ what a pleasant answer

Timetravellingcactus:sadhoc:when I Was In Elementary School, I Thought That The Reason We Were Supposed To Capitalize The First Letter Of People’s Names Was As A Sign Of Respect, So I Always Refused To Capitalize The Name Of My Fourth Grade Teacher

Guinevereslancelot:the Way P&Amp;Amp;P 2005 Said: Here&Amp;Rsquo;S One Of The Most Beloved Enemies To Lovers Romances Of All Time, We Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Need To Change Anything But Here&Amp;Rsquo;S Keira Knightley And The Most Socially Awkward Mr Darcy You Have Ever Seen.

Jethroq:heavenboundghost: When Did “Lmao” Become Shorthand Or W/E For “I’m Fucking Suffering” Lamenting My Anguish Online

Angrywall:

Justasfabulousasyouare:ceekari:prokopetz:just Because Your House Is Haunted Doesn&Amp;Rsquo;T Mean The Ghosts Are Causing All The Weird Shit You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Experiencing. Like, Yes, Be Polite To The Restless Dead, But Also Check For Carbon Monoxide.your Carbon

Icicledream:chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Chaumas-Deactivated20230115:Chaumas-Deactivated20230115:“Poison Is The Coward’s Weapon” Boo Hoo Sounds Like Someone’s Sodium Channels Are Easily Inhibited If Your Deoxyribonucleosides

Serhumfreysbrokencollarbone:weatherall:ladysophiebeckett:guys Check Ao3 For Interview With The Vampire Fics Bc Apparently There’s 65 Pgs Worth Of It Now, Being Dated Back To 1995.

Roach-Works:promethazines: Shyriadracnoir: How Much Damage Does This Do If I Hit Someone With It They Beat Jesus With That Congratulations To Promethazines For Making A Phrase So Good That Years Later I Still Remark ‘They Beat Jesus With That’ Upon

Sweet Summer Child? No. Try A Salty Winter Adult.

Cryptvokeeper:ashstfu:sayіng “First Of Aii” Without Having A Second Thought

Kristybluebird:curioscurio:take Me Back

Probablyasocialecologist:

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