virgo-dicks:endreal:On any other website I’d be able to tell if this was an insult, a compliment, a threat, or a flirtation. It’s a consult actually

virgo-dicks:endreal:On any other website I’d be able to tell if this was an insult, a compliment, a threat, or a flirtation. It’s a consult actually

Mrspider-Deactivated20221213:The Feminine Urge To End All Arguments With “Suck My Dick”

Borgevino:hummerous:peppermintquartz:it&Amp;Rsquo;S Time For ✨Glam Salsa✨I Wanna Meet The Person Behind The Camera So Badwho Are Theywhich Shots Are They Filminghow Do They Manage To Stay So Quietdid They Get To Try The Salsa? Did They Like The Salsa?Her

Mycroftrh:so Oleander - A Relatively Common Pretty Garden Flower - Is So Incredibly Poisonous That If You Eat Honey Made By Bees Primarily Fed On It, You’ll Die. Ever Since I Learned That Fact As A Kid I’ve Wanted To Write A Murder Mystery About

Adrenaline-Revolver: Maddoxtheflaminga:adrenaline-Revolver: Mine And Other’s Genuine Relief And Excitement At The Gavle Goat Burning Due To The Observation That The Previous Streak Of It Not Burning Lasted Through Some Very Tough Years Is Proof Of

Funnytwittertweets:

Wondersmith-And-Sons:it’s Just Funny Though That In The Before Times When The Goat Burned (Or Didn’t Burn) There Was Very Little Fanfare Except Maybe Some Tongue In Cheek Celebration (Or Disappointment). But Give It A Few Jokes About Lack Of Ritual

Funnytwittertweets:

Sweatermuppet:from Love As An Act Of Merciful Conquer By Silas Denver Melvinclick For Better Quality (My Instagram)

Janemorris:janemorris:janemorris:im Having Feelings About The Uffington White Horse Againso Essentially There’s This Cool Horse Drawn Into The Hills In England Made Out Of Chalk And It’s Like 3,000 Years Old. People Carved Trenches 3,000 Years Ago

Lissar:yellow Is Generally The Population’s Least Favourite Colour Which Is Interesting To Me. I Have A Theory That Yellow Is Generally More Appealing To People The Less Saturated And Deep It Is, The More Warm And Less Cool It Is, And That Faded Pale

Demonologist-In-Denim: A-Critical-Chinchilla:youthetrevival: Black–Twitter: But When The World Needed Him Most….. I Ain Never Seen A Slinky Trick In My Life. “I Wanna Be A Slinky Man!” He Cried. “Make Me A Slinky Man!”But The Slinky

Nostalgicfun:what Was Your First Source Of Portable Music? Walkman? Cd Player With Headphones? Mp3 Player? Ipod? Phone?

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